Tall Tales

A man tells steamy tall tales of recent sexual encounters to his friend and we see fantasy reenactments in which he transforms into mustachioed Morgan Hunter so his alter-ego can get it on with five very hot visitors!

Kenneth Weyerhaeuser (who is featured in another non-sex role in the 1984 Kennith Holloway video, College Jocks aka Jock Empire) keeps ringing up his friend, Remington Eddy, to boast about his recent sexual conquests with all the hot studs who've been visiting his home. His pal teases him about the unlikelihood of all these hot young men showing up at his doorstep ready to go at it, but Kenneth insists his tales are true!

First, Kenneth's central heating goes out and sexy Matt Forrest is dispatched to fix the problem. Kenneth admires Matt's muscles and Matt asks if he wants to feel them. Then, in an device employed throughout the rest of the video, Kenneth magically transforms into a younger man (curly-haired, hairy-chested, mustachioed Morgan Hunter), who approaches Matt, nude. Morgan hungrily sucks Matt's cock and gets his ass fucked on a set of stairs.

Next, Kenneth calls Remington Eddy again to complain about the poor work his gardener did. He says he hired a replacement, a hot young blond thing who he promptly hooked up with. We go to this flashback. Kenneth chats with Dane Ford, the gardener, for just a moment before he becomes Morgan Hunter. The two tenderly kiss and swap blowjobs, sixty-nine, and Morgan jacks Dane off to climax.

Kenneth makes another call to brag about the encyclopedia salesman who recently paid him a visit. Remington Eddy chides him for letting so many strange men into his house, but Kenneth insists that this young man “was innocent and wouldn't harm a fly.” Cut to handsome Gino DelMar, wearing a suit, who knocks on Kenneth's door and enters with a pitch about selling encyclopedias to raise money to put himself through college. Kenneth sits him down on the sofa and humors Gino as he elaborates about the value of this “book of world knowledge,” before asking him if he's gay. Gino has to consult the encyclopedia for the definition, which doesn't quite lead things where Kenneth is trying to take them. Kenneth patiently pushes onward, finding an excuse to ask Gino if he has ever been rimmed. Innocent Gino also looks this up in the encyclopedia and finds an answer of sorts, remarking that Kenneth knows a lot of strange words. Kenneth finally stops beating around the bush – he's trying to find out how much Gino knows about “love, life, and … sex.” “Oh! You wanna fuck!” Gino exclaims, finally understanding. Morgan appears and gets Gino out of his suit. They kiss and fondle each other on the couch, Morgan licking and sucking on Gino's nipples and giving him an extensive blowjob. Gino also sucks Morgan's cock and the two mutually jack off while kissing and engaging in more nipple play.

Again, Kenneth rings up his friend and tells about how he likes to take walks in the park and how he met a young jogger who came home with him. In the flashback, Kenneth leads sexy blond Cory Monroe into his living room and offers him juice. While Kenneth is fetching it in the other room, Cory stretches and fondles his erection through his shorts. Kenneth returns and remarks about how well he fills out his shorts. Transformation time occurs and a nude Morgan kneels before Cory, feeling and nibbling on his boner through his shorts and pulling it out to give him a blowjob. Morgan stands and Cory sucks his cock, then they move to the floor for some passionate kissing, fondling, nipple play, and sixty-nining. Morgan licks Cory's asshole, then fucks him on the floor.

Kenneth once more rings his friend up to complain about problems with his phone line. Fortunately, he says that an incredibly handsome telephone repairman was sent over. In the flashback, we see hunky, muscular Chaz Holderman enter. As he begins his work, Kenneth ogles him from the kitchen table and Chaz's clothes suddenly begin vanishing (set to a soundtrack of phone tones, magical-sounding tinkling, and dirty phone call audio). Once he is nude, Morgan appears and goes to him, kneeling before the stud and thoroughly sucking his large cock. Morgan then sits on Chaz's cock before Chaz flips him over to fuck him from another angle.

Back on the phone, Kenneth's friend refuses to believe this story about the wildly hunky telephone repairman, so he insists that Remington Eddy come over and he'll report another phone issue and have the same repairman sent to his house. They wait together for the repairman to arrive, Kenneth insisting this was really the most beautiful man he had ever seen. The doorbell rings, but it isn't the same man as before. This time, the repairman is porn star Chad Johnson (in a non-sexual cameo). Kenneth is irritated but Remington Eddy leads Chad outside: “Don't pay any attention to her... Come along with me, baby, and you can fix my phone.”

This fun, sexy release features amusing banter, plot devices, and acting performances as well as a good cast of '80s porn stars (including the prolific Cory Monroe) and some very erotic sexual action.

Notably, it was directed by the legendary Joe Tiffenbach, who had a decades-long career in porn and adult businesses, beginning with doing physique modeling in the 1950s (including in Physique Pictorial), working as a cinematographer on 1969's softcore classic Song of the Loon, directing the 1971 Jaguar classics The Baredevils and Sudden Rawhide, being the organizer of Los Angeles' Uncut Club (the setting/focus of Kennith Holloway's 1986 porn video, The U.N.C.U.T. Club of L.A.), and working with other studios including Bullet Productions and Le Salon until the late 1980s. (Read our blogs on Joe Tiffenbach for more info.)

Original music by Rimsky, including a theme song.

Key Words

Blonde | Blondes | Muscle | Muscular | Latino Men | Hairy Guys | Uniform | Uniforms | Blue Collar | Fantasy | Humor | Comedy | Blowjobs | Cumshots | Big Cock | Kissing | Nipple Play | Original Theme Song | Original Soundtrack | 1980s |