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Actually, according to various Internet sources, the "big" zucchini is actually a small summer squash.

And also, not just because of its phallic shape, but really and truly an aphrodisiac (see below)!

Some zucchini facts:

Zucchini is really a fruit, not it is treated as a vegetable in the culinary world. It is the swollen ovary (yes, a female part, despite its phallic shape) of the plant it comes from.

The indigenous peoples of Central and South America had been eating zucchini for thousands of years, but the zucchini we eat (and it really didn't become popular in the United States until as recent as thirty years ago) was developed in Italy. Zucchino in Italian means “small squash.”

Now, here's the connection with sex. Apparently the roots that zucchini grows on absorb minerals that build both red and white blood cells, enhancing the circulation of oxygen in the blood. Thus, if one eats this vegetable before sex, your performance will improve markedly. I haven't found case studies that prove this yet, but check out the aphrodisiac blogspot for much more detailed information.

And, for men who suffer from health issues related to the prostate, nutrients in zucchini also reduce the symptoms of benign prostatic hypertrophy (BOH), a condition in which the prostate gland enlarges and leads to complications with urination and sexual functions in men.

There's even a recipe for an aphrodisiac salad which features chopped zucchini and that other vegetable associated with strength and virility and Popeye, spinach. Yes, they call it the sex salad.

And by the way, I made a bunch of zucchini bread which I distributed to several people over the holidays. That activity didn't snare me a husband. Maybe I need to forget about the bread and just focus on the zucchini. Because before you know it, summer will be cummin' in …

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